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I’m sweating like I just filmed a porno, Arizona is ridiculous

ifihadpants:

Where’s the fetti?! #morelikeFRAUDfetti #stopthelies

ifihadpants:

Where’s the fetti?! #morelikeFRAUDfetti #stopthelies

girljanitor:

prepaganda:

Educate thyself…or at least, know enough to fake it ‘till you make it.

I FIXED IT:

girljanitor:

prepaganda:

Educate thyself…or at least, know enough to fake it ‘till you make it.

I FIXED IT:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza fact. [poppze]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza fact. [poppze]

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

The Queen always gets her cake.

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

The Queen always gets her cake.

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag